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Wed, 21 Mar 2007 21:15:00

American Idol Top 11 results

What’s the least amount of time in which I can watch and write this show up?  It’s 9:18 as I type this.  Go!

- Recap!  FFWD.

- Peter Noone singing?  FFWD!

- Commercial.  Total viewing time, 2 minutes.

- Ford Commercial.  My completely tasteless wife feels the need to watch it and actually said “I always love the commercials.” Dear god.  No one said she had taste, she married me.  It added an entire minute and I’m horrified.

- Everybody doesn’t Love Raymond’s Brother.  Why is he here.

- Results.  Phil, Melinda, Blake, - safe, safe, safe.  DialIdol says they were the top 3.  Sligh, LaKisha, Jordin asked to stand.  Safe, safe and safe.  Sanjaya, Haley, Gina asked to stand.  SHIT.  Gina and Sanjaya are not in the bottom three?

- Chris Richardson and Stephanie Edwards.  Wow...the two sound-alike clone singers.  Neither Donna or I predicted this...although I did predict Sanjaya on the tour y’all!  ;)

- Commercial - 6 minutes total so far.

- Idol challenge - another “You’re too stupid to answer a real question” question.  The frigging answer was just on a results show in this season!

- African preach time.  FFWD.

- LuLu sings - FFWD!

- OH SHIT!  at 9:26 we caught up to the live broadcast!  OH no this defeats the whole purpose!  Crap.  I have to time this better next week.  And the commercial explains why Raymond’s Brother was on...he;s on Til death after this.

- Last two.  Who goes?  Donna says Steph.  I don’t think it matters, they’re both boring clones.  Timberfake or Beyonclone, either one can go.  Annnnnnnnd: Beyonclone goes home.  Stephanie Edwards, we’re terribly sorry but the role of Beyonce will continue to be played by Beyonce.  9:29 and the TiVo bongs out of Chris Daughtry’s montagey sap-fest.  G’night!


Posted by JimK at 09:15 PM on March 21, 2007
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#1  Posted by Buzzion United States on 03/21 at 10:40 PM -

Chick McGee on Sanjaya:  “He makes Clay Aiken look like he works in a steel mill.”

JimK#2  Posted by JimK United States on 03/22 at 12:11 AM -

Maybe this steel mill. :)

chrisbg99#3  Posted by chrisbg99 United States on 03/22 at 02:03 AM -

Why do you put yourself through such pain?

#4  Posted by Capmeister United States on 03/22 at 09:42 AM -

He does it for me, dammit!  I like his recaps better than TWoP and the show itself. ;-) Just sayin’.

#5  Posted by working_man United States on 03/22 at 10:11 AM -

By ffwd-ing through this show you miss the sweet goodness that is Sanjaya’s sister:

two reasons to not ffwd

#6  Posted by Buzzion United States on 03/22 at 12:19 PM -

I think the implication was that Sanjaya is so gay he makes aiken look straight and manly.

#7  Posted by Capmeister United States on 03/22 at 02:34 PM -

I don’t care if he’s gay, but he’s a horrible singer.

#8  Posted by GripeBoy United States on 03/23 at 07:59 PM -

You FFWD’d Lulu? Dude, the sprite can wail. Go back and watch again.

Sanjaya’s sister’s cans ARE the bomb! I how he stays just so I can see more. It’ll be rough but worth it.

#9  Posted by GripeBoy United States on 03/23 at 08:11 PM -

two reasons to not ffwd

I would argue there are four.

JimK#10  Posted by JimK United States on 03/23 at 08:47 PM -

See, the REAL shame in all of this is that Sanjaya’s sister is a better singer as well as being hot with huge sweet cans.

All the more reason to hate him.  ;)

#11  Posted by Buzzion United States on 03/24 at 03:21 AM -

See, the REAL shame in all of this is that Sanjaya’s sister is a better singer as well as being hot with huge sweet cans

I don’t know how the judges ever came to a different conclusion at the first audition for him.  I bet Simon has been wanting to kill the people that made them put him through to the point where he is in the top group.


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