Fri, 31 Mar 2006 22:39:00
A non-political George Clooney post…on a blog!
People take this jackhole seriously.
GEORGE Clooney has a plan to destroy the Gawker stalker Web site. While some power publicists propose new laws to protect their pampered clients, Clooney says there’s an easier way to deal with instantly posted sightings of celebrities, which provide their whereabouts to potential stalkers - flood Gawker with lies. “There is a simple way to render these guys useless,” Clooney advised in an e-mail his publicist sent out to various other show-business publicists. “Flood their Web site with bogus sightings. Get your clients to get 10 friends to text in fake sightings of any number of stars. A couple hundred conflicting sightings and this Web site is worthless. No need to try to create new laws to restrict free speech. Just make them useless. That’s the fun of it. And then sit back and enjoy the ride. Thanks, George.”
Hey George, I’m about to email Gawker with a simple suggestion that renders your rant moot:
Pictures.
Spot the celeb, snap a cellphone pic, send it in. Done and done.
Gawker Stalker in case you’re interested.
Posted by JimK at 10:39 PM on March 31, 2006
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#3 Posted by randyp5 
on 04/02 at 01:47 AM -
Jim looks like your simple suggestion worked!
Contest: Stalk George Clooney, Win a Prize!
The moment we become useful, we’ve lost sight of what we’re all about — glorious, time-sucking impracticality.
But we digress. George Clooney has climbed on his hotmail soapbox to so publicly break our hearts, but we will be strong, we will not cry. Instead, we will carry on. We have no choice: He’s in town, staying at the Peninsula, and filming around midtown quite often. He’s teasing and testing us, and we will not look away. We love him too much to ignore him.
We’re feeling contest-crazy right now, so a call to you, the roaming masses: We want a cameraphone picture of Clooney, taken at any time from this point on. The first person to send us an authentic shot in which Clooney is undisputedly visible wins Ocean’s 11 AND Ocean’s 12 on DVD. We’re serious — and if you can get a picture of him giving the finger, we’ll even throw in a copy of Solaris.
Remember this is Clooney who only answers questions, not make statements. I seem to remember him at the podium after Princesses Di’s death.
Wheres the puke icon?
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#1 Posted by Sean Galbraith
on 03/31 at 11:47 PM -
This is similar to, I believe, Michael Moore’s suggestion that all anti-gun people should join the NRA. Once enough of them have signed up, they’d have the voting power to vote to disband it. How’s that working so far?