Thu, 20 Sep 2007 14:43:00
A mass “what the eff?” to all three of these
I was going to make individual posts, but...I mean, all three posts would essentially say the same thing. So instead, they get grouped together.
1. Hello Kitty pocket vibrators. Dear Japanese People, What the eff? And why do I have to buy the whole set? Yours, A Confused American.
2. Jack Thompson can’t separate fictional parody from reality, and thinks that Rockstar Games is actually threatening his real-world life based off one of the missions in GTA4. Dear Jack Thompson, You are a complete cockhole and I wish you would die of a heart attack caused by being in a big fire that consumed all of your written work to date and killed your whole family just in case what is wrong with you is passed on genetically. Wait, was that too harsh? Whatever. Die in a fire. Yours, A Gamer Who Doesn’t Really Want Your Family To Die, Just You.
3. 44 Blue Prods. has signed Chris Crocker to an actual deal, involving money. Double-you tee eff. OF course, the truth is I know just what the eff is, as I will be one of the millions of idiots watching this train wreck of a human being. Dear 44 Blue Peoples, I’d like to be writing to say “Why are you doing this” but I saw the videos and I know he’s reality TV gold just waiting to be mined. Please make sure to provide plenty of booze and coke, as it will make the breakdowns come faster and allow your production staff to capture a whole season’s worth of madness in like, four days. Yours, A Guy That Stares At Accident Scenes
Posted by JimK at 02:43 PM on September 20, 2007
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