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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

OMG - Little dude, big…well…

Ozzy from Survivor?  Hardcore porn.  He’s not in proportion either.  Ladies, you’ve put up with us ogling beautiful hotties here on the blog.  Now it’s your turn.

I’d link to where I found it, but it’s my friend on Livejournal and it might be friends only or something.  Just say thank you in your mind if this is your cuppa.  :)

Posted by JimK at 02:21 AM on December 19, 2006
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Monday, December 18, 2006

Survivor: Cook Islands finale and Battlestar Galactica

After everything that happened server-wise this week, I just didn’t have it in me to write up anything on the BSG mid-season finale.  But we can still talk about it.  Lay it on me...what did we learn and where are we going?  What does the temple do?  You think maybe there is no artifact per se, but rather the temple shoots a directional beam pointing the way to Earth?

As for Survivor, I still watched it to the end...did the right person win?  I thought the other one should have, and the one in the middle was never a factor.

Comments will contain spoilers!  You were warned.

Posted by JimK at 12:47 AM on December 18, 2006
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Saturday, October 07, 2006

Battlestar Galactica, Survivor Cook Islands - Polar opposites of enjoyment *UPDATED*

WARNING: Comments to his post will likely contain spoilers for BSG.  The post itself does not.  You were warned!

So Battlestar last night, huh?  Can they really be saying they killed (blank) and (blank)?  Pretty important characters to lose so early.  Edward James Olmos wasn’t kidding about this being the darkest season yet.  How awesome was that whole thing with Starbuck?  How hot is Grace Park?  How much could Ron Moore throw in references to Iraq while claiming that the show is based on the German occupation of France during WWII?

Actually I have an explanation for that.

(Rest of the post is now below the jump, it got long!)

Posted by JimK at 12:09 PM on October 07, 2006
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Thursday, September 28, 2006

Survivor: Cook Islands Week 3 - United Colors of Benneton are a lie!

WARNING: I intend to offend.  When I say this will be offensive, I want you to take me seriously.  I will be “translating” what Mark Burnett Productions are actually saying to the world when they air a particular edited segment of the show.  If the very idea of racial humor offends you, get the hell away from this blog right now.

Do not waste time complaining to me afterwards.  You were warned.

And now, my running commentary on Survivor: Whitey Wanna Subjugate Someone Island, Week 3.

Posted by JimK at 09:18 PM on September 28, 2006
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Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Survivor: Segregation Island is a go!

Yeah, I’ve decided I’m gonna snark the shit out of this show.  I plan to offend everyone.  Don’t say I didn’t warn you.  :)

Posted by JimK at 02:48 PM on September 27, 2006
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Friday, September 22, 2006

Misc. and Random

- I’ve been carrying like 4 cards, my ID and some cash wrapped in a thick hair tie for months now, and Donna bought me a monogrammed money clip with a little pocket for cards.  It’s the softest leather *ever*.  Thank you to the cow who died so that I could have somewhere to put my insurance card.  I hope that you were used well, and tasted great.

- I am absolutely, positively not interested in writing anything about Survivor: Racist Island except viscious snark.  Here’s my dilemma: The show deserves to be mocked, and mocked with great vigor and vitriol.  As I watch it, I get about 6 million ideas that usually involve racist jokes.  Not because *I* am feeling or being racist, but because the show is edited to be one huge stereotype-fest.  Unfortunately there are only so many ways you can say “Oh look, they’re making the darkies look stupid and lazy again.” or “Ching Chang Chinamen make great engineers!” before people stop laughing and start accusing you of hating black and Asian people, so I feel trapped before I even get started.  I just don’t have the energy to explain it week in and week out…

But.  I had some damn funny ideas, and it seems a shame to waste them.  Should I just write it up anyway?  If I did it no holds barred, I might find the inspiration to do it consistently...otherwise the show is, as the subject of the next item would say, complete shit and I can’t be arsed to do it.

- Ricky Gervais’ Extras is frigging hilarious and so, so painful to watch.  I kinda want to do his Scottish female friend there, I think it’s the accent.

- Subway is sometimes exactly what you want for dinner.

- CSI Vegas is going to piss me off this season if they keep doing these long, slow musical interludes with no dialogue.  Lazy frigging writers.

- iTunes 7 is possibly the worst upgrade to any software that has ever been created.  6 point whatever was pretty good.  Replacing 6 with 7 is like replacing Julie with a guy who punches women in the uterus as cruise director on the Love Boat.

Posted by JimK at 09:41 PM on September 22, 2006
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Saturday, September 16, 2006

Survivor: Cook Islands Week 1 - Meet the tribes

It took me awhile to work up the desire to watch the first episode of Survivor, hence my lateness in starting the recaps.  However, I’ll admit, they got my attention, so here we go…

Posted by JimK at 01:03 AM on September 16, 2006
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