2009

May

• It’s donatin’ time…

April

• Watch and learn

March

• GM CEO resigns at Obama’s behest

• schaudenfrade

• 50% of the nation’s wealth gone

February

• Stimulus, spending and raising taxes during a severe recession: why would they do this?

• What sound does a trillion dollars make?

• Game over, man.  Game over.

• For the record…

January

• Obama era expected to end taboo on gays in US military

2008

December

• Illinois Gov. Blagojevich arrested

• The pussification of the UK continues unabated

• Obsession

November

• Would Obama really give Hillary the Secretary of State job?

• Thank a vet

• I need this bumper sticker

• What comes next

• VOTE

• A note about the use of “raising all boats” as campaign rhetoric

• Limit government to its constitutional powers? That’s crazy talk!

October

• Redistribution

September

• Do I have this mortgage disaster right?

• Ping!  Fundraiser reminder

• 9/11, Seven Years Later

• It’s fundraising time…

• McCain’s convention speech

• What liberal media?

August

• McCain picks Palin

• Obama picks Biden

• Woohoo!  Weight loss update

• Silky Pony banging one on the side

July

• Obama is The Joker

• Yellow cake is delicious

• ENJOY THE HOLIDAY, DAMMIT

June

• Weight loss update

• Heller smells like victory…partial victory

• George Carlin died

• Obama vs. McCain

May

• New site: Madeofawesome.net - Taadaa

• Anouncement soon!

• Portion Size and weight loss

• New project, plus Ariel

• Iron Man #1 Again

• Iron Man again

• Iron Man the movie

• McPander at it again

April

• Pulse-taking

• I am still here

• Heart rate and exercise

• Pretty accurate for an innertubewebnets blind assessment

• Free wireless at the hospital

• It’s a trap! [/Ackbar]

• Oh my GOD - Iron man game trailer

• Bret Michaels- liar, douchebag

• Rock Of Love 2 Finale - Bret’s Rock of Love or “AMBRE AMBRE AMBRE”

• Notes for my wife, part 4: The Captain Jim Adventures Part 3

• Rock Of Love 2 Finale will be late

• Notes for my wife, part 3: The Captain Jim Adventures Part 2

• Notes for my wife, part 2: The Captain Jim Adventures Part 1

• Notes for my wife, part 1; The backstory

• Son of God, or America’s maybe-first black president?

• Things I meant to post over the last week

• How many five year olds can you fight?

• Rock Of Love 2 wk. 11 - Rockin’ the Rents or “How many people can I impress with my wig?”

• Charlton Heston Dead at 84

• Battlestar galactica - He Who Believeth In Me

• Battlestar Galactica tonight

• Rikki Rockett: rapist?

• What would you do if you could do anything?

• Boomstick

• Russel Crowe’s music career

March

• I eat sushi now

• Rock Of Love 2 week 10 - Bitter Suite, or “What happens in Vegas gets broadcast on national TV”

• Rock Of Love 2 wk 9 - Going to Ex-tremes, or “Who likes dbags like me?  Cuz that’s who’s gonna win.”

• Candy is more profitable if you factor in the guns and the cops

• Michelle Obama: Godsend.  To the Republican party.

• Rock of Love delay

• Typical white people

• The end of the Intertubes

• RIP Arthur C. Clarke

• Barack Obama is just a nicer version of Al Sharpton *UPDATED*

• Rock Of Love 2 wk 8 - Video Vixens, or “How can I further exploit Daisy and Megan’s fine ass(ets)?”

• I need an outdoor hobby

• Ha!  Hypocrisy, they name is Spitzer (this week)

• Teh awesomez - A song made with nothing but Win98 and XP default sounds

• Patrick Swayze actually suffering from pancreatic cancer

• Nine Inch Nails sort-of gives away new album *UPDATED*

• Rock Of Love 2 week 7 - Red, White and a Little Blue

February

• Angelina Jolie says stay in Iraq?

• Finally, a post about Jericho - Jennings & Rall

• Rock Of Love 2 week 6 - Once a Cowgirl or “Get it? Her name is Rodeo? And this is a rodeo?”

• Global Warming strikes again!

• Rock Of Love 2 Week 5 - Second Annual Bret’s Mudbowl, or “See what I can make chicks do?”

• Marilyn Manson releases “Mansinthe.” I’m not making this up.

• Rock Of Love 2 Week 4 - “Ride on the Wild Side” - HEY DUMMIES!  Wrong band. *UPDATED*

• Obama’s tax plan

• Ariel Blumas (AKA Ariel A. Piper Fawn), for your naked viewing enjoyment

• Doctor, McCain gives me this sharp pain in my eye

• Rachel Lucas asks about McDS

• CIA waterboarding used three times

• Superbowl 42 Champions; The New York Football Giants

• Dumbest porn scene ever

• Pats.  PATS.  Pats.  Go Pats!

• Our ninth wedding anniversary

• That’s funny, because I’m also fucking Matt Damon

January

• My Name is Scientology Simpson.  Who the hell are you?

• Regarding yesterday’s Florida primary

• Rock Of Love 2 Week 3 - Stroller Derby, or “The Return Of Red Cuntya”

• Fred Thompson drops out

• Rock Of Love Week 2 - Peep Show, or “I’m even sleazier than Rikki Rocket and that’s sayin’ somethin”

• Conference championship game day

• Rock Of Love 2 Week 1, part 2 - Back to the Rocking Horse

• Rock Of Love 2 Week 1 - Back to the Rocking Horse, or “SERIOUSLY, I WAS FAMOUS AND IN A BAND ONCE!”

• Redhead process

• A cat and a prat

• “Kevin McCullough is a liar” post and Google love

• Rock Of Love is coming…

• 10 reasons why Kevin McCullough is a liar *UPDATED* (with a correction)

• A Tale of Two Brothers

• 17 and 0

• Bush DOJ tries to screw us on Second Amendment

• Gladiators

• Iraqi death toll significantly lower

• Dear Voters,

• NFL Playoffs

• HD-DVD may be dead

• Why were CNN cheerleading for Dodd?

• Happy New Year 2008

2007

December

• Benazir Bhutto and the bloggers

• Ron Paul hates evolution, loves the Creator

• Server wierdness

• Merry Christmas to all

• Shoes = everything

• Post office efficiency

• Rock of Love (2) is coming (back) Jan. 13

• Escape from Union County, Shawshank style

• Seven for Seven in Iraq

• ‘Tis the season, so shut up

• Happy Birthday to Donna

• Polar F4 heart monitor is awesome

• Gift cards are not gifts…my ass they aren’t

• Gus makes it on lolsecretz

• Shocking news about Kevin DuBrow

• Pub quiz!

• Heroes - Volume 2

• The “Protecting Children from Indecent Programming” Act

• Robert Novak’s “Prince of Darkness”

November

• Tila Tequila not really a lipstick lesbian?

• Dear Motley Crue - plus Muse

• Heroes - Truth & Consequences

• Food Network is slowly removing everyone that can cook

• Patriots vs. Eagles

• Battlestar Galactica - Razor

• Reporting in, plus Altair is a dick

• Heroes - Cautionary Tales

• The Pats

• Super cool Japanese space stuff

• Heroes - Four Months Ago

• 5 o’clock in the morning

• The Orange Box

• Veteran’s Day

• Gotta love people

• Tim Kring apologizes to Heroes fans

• Heroes - Out of Time

• First day at the new gym

• By way of an apology - Heroes, Ariel and the Cuda concept

• X-Files movie sequel, Californication

• Dog’s a racist

October

• Shiny new gym

• Stuff

• Bill Richardson has probably been anal-probed

• Holocaust survivor trumps Dutch

• Coffee pod of the day - Emeril’s Coffee Pods - French Quarter Roast

• Gas on the fire

• Another stupid celebrity “scandal”

• Dumbledore is gay - the return

• Heroes - Fight or Flight

• And I’m off

• Tila show issue

• Dumbeldore is gay

• The online political radical is a sickness…

• Gratuities gladly accepted

• Tila is coming…

• Another weird Hillary Clinton lie

• Heroes - The Kindness of Strangers

• Would you slow down for topless road sign holders?

• Spyshots of the new Challenger

• A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila - Week 1

• This guy is getting it put ON him tonight

• Media reports half of Gen. Sanchez speech

• My arms are vibrating

• President Al Gore

• LIttle ‘kat diary

• Rock of Love - Yep, It’s Bret!

• NIN no longer needs, wants a record label

• Heroes - Kindred

• I feel old

• Rock Of Love Reunion show, or “Second chance to bang the early eliminations”

• Nope!  No media bias at all.  Why do you ask?

• Coffee pod of the day - Fratello Yemen Moka Sanani Single Estate

• Just got kicked off Youtube

• Just remake every fuck thing already why don’t you

• RIAA scores

• Wi-Fi shirt fastest way to get arrested by TSA

• Rock of Love - Jes and Bret not together?  No!

• Michael Bay makes me killingly angry

• Cavemen sucks.  It’s horrible and everyone involved should never work again

• Promises Promises

• Kübler-Ross in action

• Heroes last night

• The most pointless waste of time on the interwebs so far

• Atari - 30 years ago this month

September

• Rock of Love finale - The Rose and the Thorn, or “I wrote one good song and will milk it ‘til I die”

• Pesto Risotto with Cajun Swordfish

• It might be National Coffee Day

• It’s about soda cans, not “nothing”

• New TV shows so far

• Are trackbacks dead?

• Dear comment spammers

• Playing a little Overlord

• Heroes - Four months later

• Simply amazing Halo 3 casemod

• Not one gay person in all of Iran

• Jack Thompson is a never-ending source of amusement

• A change

• Achewood’s Fuck You Friday

• Coffee of the day: Kenya AA Lisura Estate

• Bioshock on an Etch-A-Sketch

• A mass “what the eff?” to all three of these

• That’s a big “NO” to Kid Nation

• Dan Rather out to shred what little dignity he has left

• I am taking a side

• OH CRAP ZOMG ZOMBIES

• Leave Chris Crocker alone!

• Well, I mean, it could be worse, it could be actual cats

• Rock Of Love Week 10 - Meet The Parents, or “Hi Mom & Dad, your daughter’s a whore and I’m a douche”

• Game stuffs

• All-Boobie Friday comes to a close - Iga and other Met Art redheads

• All-Boobie Friday across the Atlantic - Seren Gibson

• All-Boobie Friday, and the train keeps a’rollin’ - Krystal Forscutt

• All-Boobie Friday brings you Carl’s Jr. and Hardees

• All-Boobie Friday rolls on - Tom Ford’s nude Gucci ads

• All-Boobie Friday starts with Dita Von Teese

• Schadenfreude goes both ways - Rob Briley goes nuts

• Led Zeppelin , one night only

• LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

• 9/11: Six years later

• Punk

• Petraeus

• Pussies

• Rock Of Love Week 9 - Vegas, Baby, or “In a city of douchebags, the balding rocker is king”

• Can’t sleep, eating my teeth

• The return of the sexploitation flick

• Red ring of death strikes at my heart

• Internet People

• Sorry Agent, the Agency is not interested in your services anymore.

• The presidential candidate I am officially supporting is…

• Uhh…is Bill Richardson insane?

• I am your nerd god, and you shall have no others before me

• New iPods

• Good advice

• Oh good Lord

• Meerkats!

• Rock Of Love Week 8 - Superfan Challenge or “Here’s some other whores I have banged”

• Meat-tastic birthday

August

• More Bioshock musings

• Drilling 5 miles under the ocean

• Something to believe in

• For the 12th anniversary of my 25th birthday…

• Those “types” keep thinking Larry Craig is one of them

• Rock Of Love Week 7 - Show Me Your Hits or, “Look!  I made a douche-funny with ‘hits’ and ‘tits!‘“

• One reason to avoid marriage

• Stuff.  And things.

• A coupe of hours with Bioshock (for Xbox 360)

• Idiots try to claim using Firefox is stealing

• Don’t put the lit candle in there, Klaus!

• Mondays suck

• Rock Of Love Week 6 - Tour Bus Challenge or “Who wants to blow a douchebag on this bus?”

• Maple Chipotle Turkey Burgers with Carmelized Red Onions

• Coffee pod of the day - Molto Tanzania Peaberry

• OK, maybe I overreacted to Fred yesterday.  :)

• Fuck.  Now I can’t vote for Fred Thompson

• You may have noticed my absence…

• Missing three year old girl - Keep your eyes open.

• Keeley Hazell sics her lawyers on me

• Rock Of Love Week 5 - First Annual Bret’s Mudbowl, or “Look at me!  I’m also sports douchebag!”

• My week in weight loss

• Mama Moonbat to run against least popular Speaker ever

• Steal This TV Show

• Not happy with Rudy Giuliani for this little statement

• Ron Paul loves pork

• Rock Of Love Week 4 - Riff It Good, or “Bret teaches the ladies to be as big a douchebag as he is”

• The World’s Largest Breasts

• Cofee pod of the day: Gourmet Café Limited Edition Guatemala Aurora

• Undercover at DEFCON

• Mmm…Tricia Helfer in dominatrix gear?  OK.

• It ain’t got soul, but it is Superbad

• Dog Chapman will likely not rot in a Mexican jail

• I R Not A Gurl

• Pogo says Marilyn Manson stole his cash

July

• Dinner was spectacular

• Gollum is smoove

• Workin’ it

• Rock of Love Week 3 - Motocross, or “How to be a dirtbike douchebag”

• Recovery

• Blog reader project survey

• Moore, Social Security and patriotism

• Rock Of Love’s Brandi C. is a porn star

• Progress in Iraq?  Unpossible.

• Rock of Love Week 2 - “Talk Dirty To Me.” Also known as “How to be a douchebag, lesson 2”

• Best meal ever?

• Democrats tell tipsters “No protection for you.  Come back one year.”

• Carlos Mencia, joke thief and Youtube thief?

• Brownback and Romney fight over who is the bigger jackhole

• The Catholic Church in LA to pay $660 million

• Driving in Cocoon

• “Listen fatboy, shut your facehole and do it”

• Rock of Love, week one - Holy crap, why am I watching this?

• Absentee Bloglord, part “a lot”

• Water on a plane?  Hell no, but that bomb is perfectly fine.

• Curious where Drive was going?

• Executive versus Legislative, round a million

• Old movies, new eyeballs

• Lazy Saturday

• Canadian Firearms Registry a big fat failure

• It’s the final (sad, pathetic) countdown

• ‘Deal or No Deal” needs woman to stand, look stupid, hold suitcase

• Patriot’s Journey 2007 - Happy Fourth

• Bret Michaels is bald, and in a reality show

• DEA aware of Chris Benoit’s Excessive steroid purchases

• Gears co-op, anyone?

• Bacteria Torture Tests Demonstrate Evolution

June

• The iPhone - Just say no

• Games stuff - Test Drive Unlimited and Dead Rising

• Seriously, how is Nigeria even a country?

• It must be the way I turn a phrase

• Patriot’s Journey and a babepost all in one

• Immigration Bill dead as a doornail

• Currying favor

• Chris Benoit, wife and son found dead - UPDATED

• Coffee pod review - Melitta FilterPads

• Vice President Dick Cheney needs a civics lesson

• Journalists give campaign cash

• Running campaign, high on cocaine

• Storm Large’s new album Side One

• Barely seared spicy tuna

• I guess it really works

• Hey fat watchers - whatcha got?

• Nifong Disbarred

• Sometimes people can surprise you

• Patriot’s Journey 2007 - America

• Safari for Windows

• McCain plays word games, calls me a racist

• I’ve seen a million faces…

• It’s hotting up

• The Sopranos series finale

• Crackdown orb tip - Shai Gen plaza - Corpse ladder

• Harry Reid calls ILLEGAL immigrants “undocumented Americans.”

• Newsweek interviews little (ha!) old me

• Paris Hilton ordered back to jail

• Does no one get this?

• CBS to bring back Jericho? *UPDATED*

• Adam Mapelson out of the hospital

• William Jefferson indicted

• Brooke Burke isn’t human

• Patriot’s Journey 2007 - Secularism and faith

• Everybody’s talkin’ at me. I can’t hear a word they’re sayin’

• Crackdown render bug

• Moore and Eick speak up about Battlestar Galactica’s future

• Patriot’s Journey 2007 - Politics

May

• Patriot’s Journey 2007 - Computers

• Oh God NO!  Heroes quiz

• Gamer take a bullet for security guard

• Patriot’s Journey 2007 - Memorial Day

• Quentin “Rampage” Jackson vs. Chuck “The Iceman” Liddell - UFC 71

• A question for everyone

• Smells like teen nothingness

• Star Wars turns 30

• Absentee Bloglord

• Yuck, icky and gross

• American Idol Season 6 FINALE - Thank $#!@ing God.

• This’ll mess with your head

• American Idol - The Top 2 perform

• Eww

• Heroes

• Jericho news

• Internet Explorer stuff

• Moore-on

• Manson makes it up

• Genius - Bruce Campbell for Old Spice (again)

• An honest mechanic

• Fox, The CW upfronts

• My baby, she’s in Texas

• American Idol - Top 3 elimination

• Armed police raid Lara Croft, impound that sweet, sweet pair of…guns.

• CBS upfronts

• American Idol - The top 3 perform

• Jerry Falwell dies

• ABC announces what’s in and out

• Heroes

• Gamefly

• Sopranos, Battlestar Galactica, NBC Upfronts

• Sitemeter and the TTLB Ecosystem

• Fred Thompson on the Second Amendment

• Battlestar Galactica to end after four seasons?

• That’s not news

• More thoughts on privacy, public records and accessibility of data

• Once again, Andrew Sullivan gets it wrong *UPDATED*

• American Idol - Top 4 elimination

• Gears of Wa///OH MY GOD THAT DAMN BERSERKER

• Suicide by chainsaw

• American Idol - The final four perform

• Heroes - The Hard Part

• 24 is so frigging ridiculous

• He beat me to it

• Mitt Romney says I am gonna go crazy and kill you all

• ABC details final three “Lost” seasons

• Savage Chickens Metal Band Name Generator

• Ayman al-Zawahri loves Democrats

• Score another one for the Fourth Estate

• Cartoons are terrorism - How we got here

• Lost to end in two-ish years

• Paris Hilton to get super non-deluxe accommodations soon

• GoDaddy girl, Playboy model and WWE Diva Candice Michelle in candid topless photos

• Spiderwalker!

• GOP Debate

• Overheard at the grocery store

• Lick their love pumps

• Happy Birthday to him

• American Idol - The top 6 elimination

• Army may be crushing active duty milblogs

• Britney Spears topless.  For real.  And it sucks.

• American Idol - Top six perform (again!)

• 5:53 AM - A conversation with myself

April

• Heroes - String Theory (AKA Five Years Gone)

• Sony not quite as stupid as previously thought

• Sony - dumbest corporation in the known universe?

• Reinventing the wheel - Chicken Curry (sorta)

• Preaching gets old

• Politics makes people crazy

• The carbon credit catastrophe is a really inconvenient truth

• Paris Hilton - Not Prince’s favorite singer

• Fox cancels Drive already?

• American Idol - Idol Gives To It’s Own Pockets - plus Top 6 eliminations

• Marilyn Manson’s new single Heart-Shaped Glasses

• BaBa WaWa to tell Rosie to eat her?

• American Idol - Top 6 and “Idol Gives Back”

• Well, she’s upper upper class high society…

• Armed resistance…

• Catching up on the week

• Chi versus fist

• On gun control and consistency of thought

• All apologies

• American Idol - Top 7 elimination

• American Idol - The top 7 perform

• Virginia Tech shooting

• Cuban Refugees, or How Moore Tried Yet Again To Fool You

• I am twittering

• All Sex Saturday - Dita von Teese nude in Penthouse

• All Sex Saturday - “It’s the sex version of air guitar”

• All Sex Saturday - Cake and Cunnilingus Day

• Courtney Love never gets any smarter

• An internet meme that will never take off

• Question for the masses

• Painkiller Jane - can it be this bad?

• It’s still April, right?

• American Idol - Top 8 elimination

• Sopranos versus The Shield

• A tale of two hucksters

• American Idol - The top 8 perform

• Last year’s wishes are this year’s apologies

• Blogger’s Code of Conduct

• Andy Barker P.I. - Cancelled

• RIP - Dell Axim

• Re: The Sopranos season premiere

• Dude dressed like a lady - Firefighter caught in bikini

• Edwards uses wife’s cancer to raise money

• Ipod saves soldier’s life

• The Shield

• American Idol - Top 9 eliminations

• The secret to weight loss

• Random shopping/cooking post

• American Idol - The top 9 perform

• What do you actually care about this week?

• Fuzzy

• Update on that strange Texas murder case

• Continuing the tradition

March

• Weird Texas case - Husband commits homocide, wife charged with murder

• A banana - the atheist’s nightmare!

• Peanut Butter - the building block of life

• American Idol Top Ten results

• Was the White House firing US Attorneys over porn?

• More CPAP/BiPAP/apnea stuff

• American Idol - The Top Ten perform

• Updated links to Kim Kardashian’s sex tape

• My new movie will be called “Black People Can’t Drive” starring Eddie Griffin and Woody Harrelson

• Weird Family Guy coincidence

• Battlestar Galactica - Crossroads Pt. 2

• Shutdown day

• Anti-Bush sentiment in advertising - so what?

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