Born and raised in the frozen tundra of the northern plains. Cashin struggled to survive in a harsh enviornment, dominated by buffalo, and native american casinos. Through tough times he finally made it to highschool, in 1 piece it would seem. There he blitzed through classes accumulating enough credits to graduate in only 3 years. In the 4th he takes on 2 VoTech classes to learn the Art of Auto Collision and Auto Technology repair, why does he need these? fuck if i know, but he’s got ‘em. With a hopeful career in the USAF he attends the Local BSC in hopes of achieveing a degree in Political Science in order to receive an officer’s commission.

Alex spends his free time working, at a buffet that serves all you can eat steak. The trailer trash comes in droves and must be beaten back with the cooking tongs of justice. Outside of work he can be found working on his Monte Carlo SS, or getting his ass-whipped in Halo 2. Or even updating his Right-leaning blog http://cashinsrants.blogspot.com/ which is awesome by the way.

Does any of this make sense? of course not. But that’s ok cuz i’m listening to country.